英语笑话——奇葩的诊断
英语笑话——奇葩的诊断
少儿英语阅读笑话 Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk. 你的X光透视显示有3个橡皮筋,少许印章,一
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英语笑话——呼噜的作用
少儿英语英语笑话 I dont mind if you nap at your desk.Your snoring keeps everyone else awake. 我不介意你在桌子上打盹,你的呼噜声能让别人保持清醒!
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英语笑话——咸鱼翻身
少儿英语英语笑话 本来想在开学考试中来个咸鱼翻身,结果...... 彻底粘锅了...... (⊙o⊙) It turns out to stick the pot completely.......
双语笑话——我的名字
少儿英语——英语笑话"Youre a pretty good sales rep,except for the nine times you called me wallet instead of Walter."你是个相当不错的推销员,但是我的名字叫“化特”,你总是把我叫成“钱包”!
双语笑话——呼噜的作用
少儿英语——英语笑话"I dont mind if you nap at your desk.Your snoring keeps everyone else awake."我不介意你在桌子上打盹,你的呼噜声能让别人保持清醒!
双语笑话——简历
少儿英语——阅读笑话"You married me--that proves youre brilliant and a great judge of character.Put that on your resume!"你和我结婚了--这说明你很聪明且有很强的判断力!把这点写到你的简历中吧。
双语笑话——奇葩的诊断
少儿英语——阅读笑话"Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk."你的X光透视显示有3个橡皮筋,少许印章,一个塑料文件表格,键盘上的字母Q键。因此,别在你的桌子上吃午餐了!
双语笑话——贴心的客服中心
少儿英语——双语笑话Thank you for calling Customer Service.This call may be recorded,so please feel free to sing along with our on-hold music."感谢客服中心。本次通话可能会被录音,因此您可以随着我们的等待音乐随意歌唱。
双语笑话——外包业务
少儿英语——双语笑话"When word reached Earth that we dont accept payment for our good deeds,I knew theyd start outsourcing work to us!"我们到达地球之后,没有得到相应的回报,我知道他们已经开始对我们进行外包业务了。
双语笑话——研究生与本科生
少儿英语——笑话阅读"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say, Good afternoon, the undergraduates resp
双语笑话——狗狗酒店
双语笑话——少儿英语A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?
英语笑话——宝马与胳膊
少儿英语——双语笑话A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过
双语笑话——你会说多少英文
少儿英语——阅读笑话"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft."法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. Whats more, he only speaks a few word
英语笑话——百万富翁
少儿英语——阅读笑话CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.首席执行官:我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。Assistant: What were you before?助手:以前你是什么?CEO: A multimillionaire.首席执行官:千万富翁。
双语笑话——更好的洗碗机
Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, andnow she had a new neighbour.威廉姆斯太太住在伦敦的的一条小街上,现在她有了一位新邻居。Her name was Mrs Briggs, and she talked a lot abouther expensive furniture, her beautiful carpets and hernew kitchen.这邻居叫布里格斯太太,她对她的高档家具,漂亮地毯和新厨房谈论
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