双语笑话——我的名字

少儿英语——英语笑话

"You're a pretty good sales rep,except for the nine times you called me 'wallet' instead of 'Walter'."


你是个相当不错的推销员,但是我的名字叫“化特”,你总是把我叫成“钱包”!
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差距 经典美文
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ls something going on? Ive gotta stop the machine.有什么事吗?我要把机器停下了。  Everyones in danger because of me.因为我所有人都处在危险中。  Oh, it cant be that bad.哦,不可能有那么糟糕吧。  No. Well, Im out of here.不, 好了,我要走了。  I can still stop the order with the kill code.我可以用毁灭指令停下这个命令。  
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母亲节英语祝福语
To the worlds number one mom! 给世界上最好的妈妈! You are the best mom that a son ever had. 您是儿子心中最好的妈妈。 Heres a little token of my appreciation for all that you have done for me over the years. 这是我一点小小的心意,感谢您这么多年来所付出的一切。 Sometimes it may not se
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